wooly bear saga

Emeline check this little critter out. It is fuzzy and cute isn't it? Ok now put it back, we have to go bye bye.
Maybe if I pretend to put it back mom won't realize that I still have it and then I can take it with me!

Emmy you still have that wooly bear.

"No"

You don't? It looks like you have it to me.

Ok Emmy it's time to put it back, we have to go bye bye.

Maybe if I run real fast mom won't be able to catch me. No that won't work. -I'll just run anyway.

Emmy DON'T EAT IT.

"Kisses"

Ok kiss it goodbye because we have to go.

I then took the caterpillar from her and she completely broke down. She loved it.
That stinky mom never lets me have any fun. I bet that thing tastes really good too.

(We have found fly parts in her mouth lately)

Now I'm mad. I'm going to climb up in here with the balls and sulk. That will make mom feel real bad. I won't even look her in the eye for a while too. I'll just pretend I don't even hear her. Mom, what mom!

Little twerp.