The real thing.

This one is for real. We took a run to Lowes last night because the drive belt on the lawn mower broke and we imminently needed another. Emmy was beckoned by Georgia to look at the water fountain display which was surrounded by landscape blocks. Em reached for the water and stopped short on a block. You can guess what happened next- her bottom half stayed still and her upper half continued. The fountain caught her on the forehead. It instantly ballooned right up and was quite grotesque. Luckily the employees had ice packs available. I was changing her diaper later that evening whence she decided to take a baseball clicker and talk to "memma" - should I be concerned? :)